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Our panelists read three stories celebrating the joys of the U.S. Postal Service, only one of which is true.

Burgess may have starred as Titus Andromedon on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt,but how much does he know about breakable things? We'll find out.

The coffin confessor

The boys are back in town hall, extra-extra terrestrials and trick or treat threat.

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

Bill Kurtis reads three news-related limericks: Ottawa, Ottawhy?; Chicken McFluffy and Doritos Taco Merlo-cos.

Our panelists predict, now that we've found life on Venus, what will be the next thing we find in space.

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

Our panelists predict, now that the Kardashians are leaving, what will be the next great reality show?

Bill Kurtis reads three news-related limericks: Jelly Wonka, Home Cookin' For Sale and Tight Bites.