PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Right now, panel, it is time for you to answer some questions about this week's news. Joel, we learned something amazing about Hollywood this week - that there is a new way to tell who the villain is in any movie. What is it?
JOEL KIM BOOSTER: They have the least amount of lines.
SAGAL: No, that's not true.
BOOSTER: I know. I know. Can I get a better clue?
SAGAL: You'll never hear them say, Siri, help me bury the body.
BOOSTER: Oh, the - wait. So the villain of every - you can tell who the villain of every Hollywood movie is because they use - or they don't use a virtual assistant?
SAGAL: Not specifically virtual assistant.
BOOSTER: An iPhone.
SAGAL: An iPhone - exactly right.
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SAGAL: That's it. Villains never have iPhones.
SAGAL: Director Rian Johnson let slip what is apparently a deeply held secret among filmmakers - that Apple refuses to let their devices be used by bad guys in movies and TV.
SAGAL: They don't want to associate the iPhone with evil. I mean, think of the innocent children that made them.
SAGAL: So if you are in a movie, you are not allowed - if you're making a movie, you are not allowed to show an iPhone being used for something cruel or mean - just nice things like ignoring your family.
BOOSTER: What do the villains have, BlackBerrys?
ROXANNE ROBERTS: No, Androids.
SAGAL: Yeah, the villains all have Androids.
BOOSTER: Yeah. Well, they deserve it.
SAGAL: Of course, there usually has to be an in-story reason why the villain won't use an iPhone. This explains why Thanos was always complaining about Apple Maps.
LUKE BURBANK: He got into a contract. It's, like, it's a thing. I can't get out of it. I've got to do two more years with this Google phone.
BURBANK: I'm just going to destroy half of humanity.
BURBANK: And I'm still in the contract. That's what's so messed up.
SAGAL: It's the worst. He can snap all he wants. He ain't getting out of that contract.
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BILLIE EILISH: (Singing) Duh.
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